Tuesday, January 30, 2007

Eventful... ...

How was my day today? It was pretty eventful... ...two sizable events took place today... ...lets start from the top shall we?

I woke up today at around 6 AM... ...yes 6 AM... ...i normally start slping at this time but today was different... ...today... i had to go to F&N Coca Cola Pte Ltd (Singapore) HQ which is located at Jurong... ...I found a job recently... ...me and Jia Wei are now temporary staffs' of F&N Coca Cola Pte Ltd... ...

We had to FUCKING reach
F&N Coca Cola Pte Ltd (Singapore) HQ (which may i remind u is located at Jurong...) at FUCKING 8:30 in the FUCKING MORNING... ...*deep breathes* Anywayz... ...our purpose there is to be trained ... ...to be made prepared for the promotions that F&N Coca Cola Pte Ltd (Singapore) is having that we temporary staffs are gonna handle... ...Sounded important and all but it turned out to be a FUCKING waste of FUCKING time... ...

As everyone knows... ...Jurong is not exactly a stone throw away from where i live (Serangoon Gardens... ...) ... ...and the journey from here to there takes about 2 hrs... ...when the lady in charge of all this told us that we needed to reach there by 8:10 AM and that we cant be late she asked us whether the timing was all rightwif us... ...-_- OF COURSE ITS ALL FUCKING RIGHT!!!I MEAN... ...IF IT IS NOT ALL RIGHT WE WILL BE FUCKING FIRED RIGHT?!?!?!?The timing isJUS RIGHT for us... ...i mean... ...we only need about 2 FUCKING HRS to get there right?Soooooo ... ...8:30 AM - 2 hrs (Traveling Time)=6:30 AM, 6:30 AM - 1 hr (Wash Up) - 1 hr (Breakfast)=4:30 AM... ...-_- THE FUCKING TIMING IS FUCKING ALL RIGHT WIF US!!!... ...I mean... ...we only hav to be awake by 4:30 IN THE MORNING RIGHT?!?!No biggie... ...we can handle it... ...

However... ...it turned out that we did not hav to wake up so early after all... ...Cause... ...Jia Wei's parents was worried that their bao bei er zi (Precious Son in lousy hanyu pinyin) will suffer from sleep deprivation... ...lol...So his dad offered to fetch us there so i only hav to wake up at around 6 AM... ...

So his dad drove as there... ...but we got kinda lost(not THAT lost...) halfway through the journey... ...so when we reached there it was about 8:37 AM... ... scared of the fact that we are already late i SPRINTED to the HQ... ...we quickly reported in and when to the meeting room... ...i was already getting ready to apologize for being late BUT when i entered the room i only saw 4 guys of our age and an old jobless faggot trying to find a temporary job(that guy looks seriously out of placelah...cause all the other 40 over ppl that arrived later were all teenagers looking job for the holiday to spend some extra cash while he is the only guy that was likedespo for the money...i think that there was another middle-age man too...times must be bad...)... ...Turned out that we were one of the earlier ones... ...so ijus sat there and try not to rot while Jia Wei played his thingy... ...

The lady later came at 9:30 AM... ...about now u should feel my anger seeping through ur computer screen... ...reaching towards u...if u are surprised at my sudden outburst of anger u must be the dumbest ass on EARTH!!! If u still cant figure out y i am outraged then let me provide uwif a recap... ...The lady said come at 8:30 AM and ,"Dun be late... ..." dun be late? DUN BE LATE?!?!?!? U FUCKING CAME AT 9:30 AM AND U HAV THE FUCKING CHEEK TO TELL ME NOT TO BE LATE?!?!?!... ...and guess wat happened next?She told us that the training would start at 10 AM... ...-_-

Then at 10:30 AM the training started (i didnt get mad this time cause i didnt bother liao... ...).
Anywayz they jus went though the basics of the basics like ,"dun be rude to customers!!!" ,"dun say u dun know!!!" and ,"remember that u are representing us!!!u must look representable!!!"
All this simple stuff and they took two hrs... ...

All in all the training was a gigantic waste of time... ...the only thing that happened during the training that was mildly entertaining was when the trainer mistook one of the guys for a girl cause of his long hair (seelah...thats wat happens when u act Ah Seng... ...)... ...

After that we went straight back to Serangoon Gardens... ...and picked my DS Lite up... ...yes... i brought a DS Lite... ...and to give u guys a taste of wat i went through to get this hunk of junk(actually not that bad... ...i kinda hate it because of how it is associated wif all things cute like
Pokémon)... ...i shall commence the DS SAGA!!!

Jia Wei and I ordered the DS Lites last week and the uncle say that it will come soon and that he will call us when it comes... ...

Two days ago we received a call from the uncle saying that the DS Lites hac arrived... ...when we heard that we jumped for joy... ...or rather Jia Wei did(Derick can testify to that... ...)then we went to the shop in Serangoon Central to collect the DS Lites and guess wat happened?The uncle said that the supplier made a mistake by bringing one DS Lite in ice blue and the other in white(both me and Jia Wei wanted ice blue cause that colour was cute... ...dun look at me like that... ...i like cute things too u know... ...sometimes... ...). So the uncle didwat all cunning Singaporean shopkeepers would do... ...try and convince one of us that the other colours are jus as nice... ...we of course did not fall for that lame trick... ...The uncle tried to absolve all guilt on his part by saying that because the ice blue one was on top of the white one he assumed that both was ice blue... ...-_-

So we came to the conclusion that one of us must go home without the lovely DS Lite... ...there was a moment of silence where both of us did not say anything... ...i broke that silence by voluntarily giving up the DS Lite... ...i came home regretting that decision... ...when i saw Jia Wei's stupid MSN nick exclaiming his joy... ...it seemed as if he was gloating to me or something... ...at that moment... my regret grew deeper... ...Jia Wei was like ,"aiya nvrmind lah...u going to get it tml anyways right?"... ...i told that to myself to calm myself down... ...,"i will get it tml...I will get it tml..." and to further justify my decision to give up the DS... i remind myself that it was because of my heart of gold that made me give it up in the 1st place... ...:p

Then came the next day... ...the uncle said that the DS Lite would arrive at around 1 PM... ...it was already 5 PM... ...i got anxious and got Jia Wei to call the uncle... ...the uncle said that the supplier cant deliver the DS Lite cause the stupid delivery van broke down... ...i was like,"WAT THE FUCK DID U FUCKING SAY?!?!?! ARE U FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?!?! U BETTER BE ,CAUSE IF U ARE NOT... ...THERE IS BLOOD TO BE SPILLED!!!"

I later went into a fit of rage(should be anger but rage sounds nicer :))... ...I am somewat ashamed to admit (rrriiiiiggghhhttttt... ...) that during that period of time where i was blinded by rage... ...i was cursing everyone i know so if u know me...I'm sorry... ...During that time i also made unreasonable demands like ,"WAT THE FUCK U MEAN THE VAN BROKE DOWN?!?!?! U ASK THE GUY TO FUCKING WALK HERE!!!TAKE TAXI OR BUS OR WATEVER!!!JUS FUCKING GET MY DS LITE HERE U FAGGOT!!!" (Come to think of it... ...if the supplier really cared about his customers...he would hav tried to find alternative methods to deliver the DS Lite... ...so i was not THAT unreasonable... ...)

So we went today and they finally had it in stock and i finally hav it wif me... ...woot... ...uploaded some cool games... ...my Shiba Inu(a type of dog) from nintendogs is now slping beside me... ...-_- I named it... ...Inuyasha(i wanted to type this out in Kana like i did in the game but the stupid OS dun support Jap typing... ...-_- BAH!)... ...i named it Inuyasha as the Shiba Inu is a Japanese Breed and Inuyasha is supposedly a dog demon(or half-demon) of that breed... ...

Thats all for today... ...

p/s: Next post will be about the great features of the DS Lite... ...unless something better comes up... ...

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