Virgin Nation... ...

I sometimes see myself as a seer... ...yes a seer... ...soothsaying is one of my many "unknown" abilities... ...and today i got a premonition... ...a very strong one in fact... ...i can see that not long into the future... ...Singapore will turn into a Virgin Nation... ...a Nation where no one hav EVER experience any orgasm of any sort... ...

Singapore has always been known to be a very conservative nation... ...no porn...minimum prostitution...no playboy magazine...and no erotic content watsoever on the media... ...be it the telly or printed materials such as mags or art books...even our radio DJs are told to watch their mouths... ...

There is a hated dept in the govt that decides wat gets to be shown and wat CANT be shown... ...this dept is known as the CENSORSHIP BOARD!!!*doom music plays in the background*Everything that is to be read or watched goes through that shadowy organization... ...and in order to keep the minds of our ppl "clean" they censor off or cut off parts of shows... ...sometimes even banning entire shows and printed materials... ...

Anime are one of the board's fav targets... ...often... ...the fav anime of our ppl is censored,cut or even banned entirely in our chaste nation... ...Few among us hav been courageous enough to stand up to the board... ...to speak for the ppl... ...and that few often fails... ...Those brave renegades often end up in jail,have everything in their name erased or simply disappear without a trace wif no apparent reason watsoever... ...the board carries out their punishments...leaving nothing behind to suggest their presence... ...And it is because of these occurrences that none are now brave enough to fight for our freedom to view uncut and uncensored anime... ...

However... ...because the anger of the anime viewing,otaku populace has been seeping constantly into the dept... ...the board has made its move... ...it has changed its policy... ...it announces that anime will no longer be cut or censored... ...but before any of our brethren can rejoice... ...the board announces that instead of cutting or censoring anime that is not accepted in our conservative society... ...it will now completely ban unaccepted anime... ...It means that instead of having a few holes missing in ur fav anime,each hole lasting between seconds to whole scenes,ur fav anime will now be completely removed from local airwaves and store shelves... ...Banning anime in the guise of removing censors and disallowing cutting of anime to keep our minds blank...such is the cunningness of the hated board... ...

Other form of entertainment that is banned throughout our sexually clean nation is pornography of any kind... ...However... ...the ban of pornography is a decision made not only by the board... ...that decision is backed by the ever powerful and ever feared GOVT!!!*Doom music plays in the background...now much louder*The govt has banned any form of pornography watsoever in our nation using the phrase "keep our children's minds clean" as their reason... ...Pornography...however...is not JUS a form of entertainment... ...it contains ESSENTIAL information that our children NEEDS... ...it teaches them the basics of human life and teaches them how to ensure the survival of our species... ...The govt has created sexuality classes to replace the need of pornography...and have even request that parents take responsibility to teach their children about sex... ...But hav the govt ever considered how are parents and teachers going to teach the children sex?Are the teachers or parents supposed to use their own bodies to give examples?Sex is a delicate subject that is better learned by oneself... ...but by locking all sources of pornography away... ...all the teaching materials of sex is rendered unavailable... ...Parents and Teachers can nvr teach as much about sex in ten years as a 30 min porn video can... ...For now... ...the majority of the children of our chaste nation learn of sex the illegal way...the Internet... ...while the minority remain as clueless as ever... ...But sooner of later...the govt WILL find a method to block all access to pornography... ...including the Internet... ...Then...our later generations will not be enlightened about our ancient method of human reproduction... ...the govt will then go to the next step... ...banning all sexual activities completely... ...*men of Singapore gasps simultaneously... ...*And because of our nation's lack of sexual knowledge...and the nation-wide ban on all sexual activities... ...the only legal...or rather...the only known way of carrying on our family lines will be to create test-tube babies... ...many will not be able afford to create test-tube babies...and slowly but surely... ...our nation's population will dwindle... ...spelling doom for our nation... ...Those who are left are those who can afford the large cost of creating a test-tube baby... ...and those are the same ones who nvr engage in sexual activities... ...

All this i see using my all seeing eye... ...wif the occurrence of these predicted events... ...the nations of the world will dub our chaste nation...Singapore...the Virgin Nation...and our country will be pitied by all... ...

DISCLAIMER:
All this must be taken as a parody... ...DUH!!!