WOOT!!!FF-X MINI-GAMES SUX BALLS!!!!!!!

before we go into further details about the unhappy day i spent wif the FF-X min games... i shall point out that i have changed my blog BGM from another side to ONE-WINGED ANGEL!!!WOOT!!!EVERYBODY!!!WOOT!!!ya i know so fast change liao hor but i couldnt resist... ...ONE-WINGED ANGEL ROXS!!! i changed the BGM for the following reasons:

1.ONE-WINGED ANGEL ROX!!!(if u dun know wat one-winged angel is... i deduce that u hav been living under a rock all ur life... ...)

2.SEPHIROTH ROX!!!(if u dun know who that is u should go color ur room wall red wif ur head as u hav wasted away ur whole life by not knowing the existence of this magnificent being... ...)

the BGM WILL be laggy...at first...cause streaming a mp3 into ur com is going to be stressful for it and the fact that the mp3 is hosted externally does not help... ...oh well...thats the way it is wif free hosting sites is guess...but ur com should be able to take it(if it cant go buy a new one dammit...).Wait for the song to be streamed completely and the rest of the loop should play smoothly... ...

Anywayz... ...back to sucky FF-X mini-games... ...dun get me wrong i LOVE the game... ...it ROX...but the mini-games to unlock the ultimate weps' "potential" aka "remove the no AP ability" is down right FUCKED UP!!!If i ever see the mother fuckers responsible for the production of the FF-X mini-games i will fucking...BITCH SLAP THEM and make them complete their own FUCKING MINI-GAMES!!!and i will set a time limit for those bastards...not completed within 3 hrs and they will be personally treated to my personal brand of torture,stripped to their balls and left outside Square-Enix headquarters... ...

Why the extreme reaction u ask... ...that means that u have nvr played FF-X MINI-GAMES U FUCK SO DUN FUCKING SAY THAT I AM OVERREACTING!!!those who hav played the game and tried to unlock the ultimate weps will agree wif me...i'm sure...if u dun agree...U R NUTS!!!

Anyone who does not understand my WRATH is invited to my house to try the mini-games personally...i GUARANTEE that u will fucking swear like nobody's fucking business within 10 min...15 if u are a extra calm person... ...

The mini-games are fucking IMPOSSIBLE lah!!!take Tidus' sun sigil for example... ...u are supposed to ride a Chocobo through a course and attain a timing of 0:00... ...there will be balloons around for u to pick up...each will shave 3 sec off ur final time...sound easy?guess wat?FUCKING BIRDS WILL FUCKING FLY TOWARDS U TO FUCKING KNOCK U!!!and each bird adds 3 sec to ur final time...sounds fair does it not?trust me...it is fucking unfair... the value of 1 balloon does not = the destructive powers of a single bird...yes...in theory...getting a balloon will erase the effects of a bird but when the bird hits ur Chocobo...the Chocobo loses balance for a moment...it takes 1.8 FUCKING sec to recover from a blow from a BIRD god dammit a BIRD!!!1.8+3=4.8 sec lah!!!that is like two balloon worth of time lah!!!and Square Enix forgot to mention the the birds are HEAT SEEKING!!!YES HEAT SEEKING LIKE THOSE FUCKING MISSILES!!!AND THEY FLY FASTER THAN THOSE FUCKING MISSILES!!!u can FUCKING run but u cant FUCKING hide...no not from THOSE birds... ...and guess wat?u cant use the fucking sticks to control the Chocobo...u hav to fucking use the D-pad... ...and the Chocobos run straight no matter wat... ...and it can turn back...it is like driving a car going at 200 km/hr and the car has no brake pad...and there is a fucking 10 ton weight tied to the fucking acceleration pad...once u miss a balloon...thats IT!!!AND THE BALLOONS ARE FUCKING SCATTERED ALL OVER THE PLACE!!!!!and trust me...they are fucking thinly spread...the fucking birds come after u like doomsday machines while u hav to go pick the balloon up personally... ...great... ...oh and did i mention that FIVE fucking birds fly at u at ONCE!!!there is no way to fucking dodge them lah!!!and at the worst of times the Chocobo goes into auto-pilot mode...like when u hit a invisible boundary or when the Chocobo is doing a hard turn... ...those times need accurate maneuvers and they go into auto-pilot... ...-_-more often then not they anyhow turn and delivers themselves to the homing birds... ...-_-

there was this time i got 0:04...-_- was so fucking close that the thought of smashing my ps2 right there and then crossed my mind... ...then i remembered that my life force is in there and i held my hand... ...

there is also the fucking mini-game in the thunder plains for the dunno wat sigil for dunno who... ...for those who are ignorant... ...the thunder plains is a place where lightning is constantly striking down at u...and u can dodge the lightnings by pressing the X button jus before the lightning hits... ...easy enough so far... ...BUT in order to get the dunno wat sigil u must dodge TWO HUNDRED CONSECUTIVE LIGHTNING STRIKES!!!still quite easy... ...BUT the lightning strikes are totally random... ...the interval between two lightning strikes can anything between 2-10sec... ...so that means that u must keep ur eyes glued to the screen AT ALL TIMES!!!...still...it sounds easy...i can keep my eye lids open for quite long a period...BUT after u factor in the 200 CONSECUTIVE lightning strike dodges that u need in order to obtain the dunno wat sigil and the 7 sec being the average time between two lightning strikes... ...it means that u need to keep ur eyes open for 7x200=1400,1400/60=23.333333333..........min...that is almost HALF AN HOUR!!! GOD DAMMIT I SAY!!!!!!!

there was once i got to the 75th lightning strike... ...kana distracted...u know wat happened next... ...i have nvr touched that mini-game since... ...

the rest of the sigils can be obtained through reasonable means... ...like defeat all Aeons and win some Blitzball thingy... ...wif the possible exception of the Macalania Woods mini-game where u hav to catch blue butterflies and avoid red ones... ...i got through that one so i shall not bitch about that one... ...

So that concludes my bitching for the day... ...do come back for more!!!

p/s:if anyone i know passed these mini-games b4 can come help me play? PLS!!!!!!!>.<