Armageddon?

Singapore is one of the most uneventful country in the world...we hav no world known celebrities, no amusement parks, no earthquakes, no floods, tornadoes and etc.

In an attempt to make our boring nation more "vibrant", we build so called integrated resorts equipped wif rides and a universal studios thingy.However due to our small amount of land i predict that the IRs will jus be an over-advertised party area jus like...wats that place called...oh escape theme park.I, for one feel that escape theme park totally does not live up to its name...their stupid advertisements dun even get a good look at the rides and only show people having fun at the rides-_-.that give a false impression of the place.People tell me that the place,quote'"DAMN FUN AHH THE RIDES AR VERY EXCITING ARRRR!!!"SO not ture.I went there to take a look cause i was bored one day and when i saw those rides i was surprised...EXTREMELY surprised.The rides there u can find at ANY pasar malam loh.those that are not made to be there permanently and and not of a certain standard and they dun even hav a proper roller coaster..LIKE THAT STILL FUCKING DARE CALL IT A THEME PARK?!?!

And ppl still tell me that going there was a fun experience.Seriously some ppl need to go out more go see the world dun everytime stay in singapore all the time...some ppl will say that they not very well to do and no money go to countries like australia to see place wif proper attractions but no need go so far wat can jus visit our neighbour malaysia wat...not very ex wat...they got the ,sunway lagoon is it? dunno is correct name or not, they got indoor roller coster leh like when u walking around the shopping mall then suddenly the roller coaster will fly above ur head wif ppl screaming...exciting right?even malaysia hav stuff like this...and we are supposed to be far more developed then them. so go...go out od singapore this holiday...dun be a siang ba lao (country bumpkin in chinese).

And the universal studios they are buliding...i predict that it will end up like disneyland in hong kong...ppl will get excited at the beginning and all the tickets will got sold out but after awhile ppl will realize that the universal studios in singapore can nvr compare wif the ones america cause the size of their universal studios or disneylands is so much bigger then their asian counterparts(wif the exception of disneyland japan which is damn big and the disneyland they are going to build in korea which is going to be much bigger then the ones in america).soon after the opening hype of the singapore universal studios ppl will abandon the place loh and when they say that they plan to draw in tourist wif the IRs i laugh at their stupidity...why would ppl fly all the way to singapore to go to a universal studios much smaller then the one they hav in their own country?

SO back to our country being uneventful...we nvr had anything to worry about in our peaceful country...even during the tsunami incident we spend our days playing and laughing at the tsunami cause we have countries like indonesia and malaysia to shield us from the waves=D.

However...recently things seem to hav changed wat wif the floods, landslides and the earthquake in taiwan ,somewat, affecting our lives.i feel that we are not as vulnerable any longer.We used to brag that we hav a superior drainage system and that it is impossible for floods to occur in singapore and look wat happens now floods and land slides...

we are supposed to be the first country to be totally connected to the internet but an earthquake half a continent away shuts down our internet completely...and it took our "advanced" ISPs so long to fix the problem(mind u the internet is still somewat laggy).LOL while ppl all around the world worry about floods and earthquakes,we worry that we cant play online games...lol.

AND, last but definitely not least...OUR PLACE AS BEST AIRPORT IN THE WORLD IS ROBBED!!!Damn it lah we were too contented wif our position for way too long...and the media is still trying to comfort us wif news articles wif headlines like,"not 1st but still very good"-_-I DUN CARE IF WE ARE GOOD,I WAN TO BE 1ST!!!Cant remember which country took our position...would wan to visit it one day to see how good it really is.

We are like the Titanic (to me lah),supposed to be the best,the most luxurious and unsinkable but looking at the recent events we might be sinking after all?lol jus musing...dun pay attention to that.

Our country is often viewed as impregnable due to our lack of natural disasters and military agendas,but quite an amount of unfortunate stuffs hav took place recently...therefore i predict that Armageddon is coming, THE END OF THE WORLD. lets all evacuate to mars...

End of senseless ramblings...

SO the drama... ...

Did not even TOUCH my PS2 yesterday decided to take a short nap instead straight after finishing yesterday's post which was round 6am... ...woke up at around... ...9pm...

HAH! a, wait... ...1,2,5,10...FIFTEEN HOURS NAP!!!Beat THAT!!!A 15 hr nap who the hell can beat that?!huh?!huh?!huh?!that was not even me slping lor was jus a nap loh omg i must be the greatest slacker EVER!!!

Anywayzzz on to the topic at hand... ...i wanna tok about drama today...cause my mom woke me up at 9 wif the sound of ppl crying in a korean drama(all the females in my family ar total k-drama JUNKIES!!!they cant live without k-drama...they are like crack addicts that suffer from withdrawal symptoms like foaming at the mouths if they go a week without k-drama).i was so pissed off lah cause i was like slping peacefully then suddenly woke up because of the sob story of some korean bastard(I FINALLY KNOW HOW TO SPELL BASTARD it is:B-A-S-T-A-R-D,BASTARD!!!lol found the word in the sea of vulgarities in Xia Xue's blog lol pretty useful ah her blog =D).As is was saying i was rudely wakened by the sound of a man crying(god i hate crying man... ...-_-)so i was like,"aiya fuck it lah might as well find out wat this gay was crying about..."SO...wat WAS he crying about?!?!?!I tell u ar u can nvr guess it one ah(if u are a k-drama junkie then maybe u can u arse...).He was crying in front of his older brother... ...asking him to,wait for it wait for it the punchline is coming,BREAK UP WIF HIS GF CAUSE HE IS IN LOVE WIF HER!!!!!LOL!!!!!come on everybody LAUGH!!!lets ALL laugh at how pathetic that BASTARD is!!!LOL!!!And he goes on to KOW TAO(kneel and beg lah in chinese)to his own bother and ask him to break up wif his gf saying that the older brother can live without her but he CANT!!!I was like,"WTF he no sense of shame AH?!?!"

And that brings us to today's discussion... ...lousy dramas of the world...

Around The Dramas Of The World In One Post:

1.First Stop:KOREA!!!(duh!)

i would like to say that ALL who enjoy or produces k-dramas are SADISTS!!!(my father agrees to this opinion of mine...)Correct me if i am wrong but virtually ALL k-dramas end up wif a less then happy ending...the female lead dies/go crazy/loses memory...male lead goes blind/contracts cancer/DONATES some part of his body to save the female lead AND DIES DOING IT(awwwwwwwww aint that SWEEEETTTTTT)

BUT THE WORST is still to come... ...they might be SIBLINGS!!!*squirms*their incestuous relationships includes between those of step, half, and actual siblings... ...the reasons for the immoral relationships ranges from the fact that they are long lost siblings so dun know is siblings TO the fact that the god damn hormones were already raging since they were 10 and when they reached 20 cannot take it anymore and jus FUCK each other's brains out.WAT THE HELL IS UP WIF THE KOREANS AND THEIR SIBLINGS?!?!most k-dramas contain incest relationships, be it subtle hints or BLATANT exhibition of it wif lustful moans of ,"OPAH!!!OPAH!!!"(brother in korean)... ...sometime it might not be direct family members but cousins which is still considered as incest for ur information... ...

Therefore all k-dramas SUX!!!wif the possible exception of winter sonata which was real good and the female lead was cute*wolf whistles*BUT the male lead went blind at the end so not perfest ending also...

K-COMEDIES on the other hard ROX!!!cause they dun hav any fake stuff in them(God i am not toking about goong or jing san soon hor they are seriously NOT funny),i am toking about flims like My Sassy Girl.they portray wat korean society is REALLY like now...apparently...females now RULE korea...i went to korea recently and the tour guide was saying that ALL k-dramas is a sham and that no korean girls are so sweet like those in the dramas and in korea they rule men's ASS!!!they hav sugar mommies there NOT sugar daddies...the streets are void of ANY whores but filled wif gigolos(NOT TRUE HOR JUS JOKING).

aiya we were all deceived by their seemingly innocent cries of,"OPAH!!!"

2.NEXT:HONG KONG!!!

i like hk dramas lah i really like...shows like zheng ching(wat is the eng name ah?... is it family matters?).their story lines rox loh...they fucking like to sabo each other one leh then got ALOT of misunderstandings lol i like to see them misunderstand each other and blame each other silly while the villain smiles silently at the corner...OF COURSE i also like the part when the villain is revealed and gets wat he/she deserved(i stand up for justice one okay i jus wan the victims to suffer for awhile for my enjoyment=)). lol i still remember one part in zheng ching where ah may ate SOIL as in dirt to REPENT!!!i was loling all the way then loh...hk dramas was way up there as the best asian dramas way before korea came into the picture and attacked wif their bimbos.BUT hk dramas is getting repetitive wif the saboing plots getting boring and too many eps to keep track(zheng ching had more then 200 EPS OK!!!).the comdies are still funny though,like the jie da huan xi(also dunno eng name...joy and happiness?)the one acted by hao yi(fat lady wif a mole on her fore head).

3.THE WORLD'S POLICE...THE ICON OF FREEDOM:AMERICA!!!

i am disgusted by how ppl can even compare asian dramas wif american one loh wif those like prison break, lost and friends...(some not REALLY drama but got dramatic elements wat) mediacorp should use ALL the money they use for producing local show and import western show...we seriously dun need half-baked local dramas...

4.THE RISING DRAGON OF ASIA*rolls eyes*:CHINA!!!*backgound booing*

WE SHALL NOT WASTE EVERY ONE'S TIME...THEY ARE ALL FUGLY AND SPEAK FUNNY CHINESE...THEY SUX*background cheering*

5.Last AND DEFINITELY Least...THE SMALL ISLAND COUNTRY THAT SHOULD NOT BE PRODUCING ITS OWN SHOWWWWSSSSSS:SINGAPORE!!!

ALL OUR ACTORS ARE FUGLY(although not as fugly as those in CHINA)

ALL OUR ACTRESSES ARE FUGLY(ditto the above...expect for Fiona Xie, she is HOT...go ahead... call me shallow..i AM a guy...)

OUR STORY LINES SUX!!!

WE ACT FUNNY BUT NOT FUNNY!!!

FELICIA CHIN HAS FUNNY LIPS!!!=D

U hav now arrived back at Child Of The Dark airport in Singapore after a trip around drama world in Leonard's magical Blog...hope u had a nice trip:)

p/s:DUN U FARKING DARE FLAME ME HOR...ALL IS MY OPINION AND IF U DUN LIKE MY BLOG FUCK OFF!!!
To those who DID enjoy my post...thank u and pls come again.

Signing OUT...

I Fucking Give Up Lah!!!

Aiya FUCK lah!!!Fuck lah i fucking tell u i FUCKING give the FUCK up i cant FUCKING do it DAMN IT LAH!!! Why must they make it so god damn complicated?!?!HUH?!?!I wan to add a god damn photo to the god damn profile of my god damn blog also cannot... ...Why cant they jus allow us to upload the music and images that we want straight from the PC, straight to the blog?!?! HUH?!?!Why must host it on a serperate URL?!?!Y cant THEY host not like they dun hav the resources WAAAATTTT... ...Must go through some stupid program call hello(lame name...)it used to work lah when blogger was still in beta but now when i tried to login to my blogger account it says the password wrong and yadah yadah yadah(might be MY fault for all i fucking care but hey i'm angry i dun farking care if i am right or wrong-_-).I personally think that it is because the stupid program hello still uses the old blogger version where u login using the username thingy and not the gmail account aiya fuck it lah. To farking comfort myself i tell myself,"KNN lah wtf dun work den dun work loh no farked up profile photo loh sua loh i dun farking intend to put a real photo watttttttt maybe jus some pic of uncle sam pointing the middle finger or a caricature of itachi lah.so WTF lah.

About y i dun really intend to place a real pic of meself:

1.I dun hav so much farking time to go round taking pics

2.i suddenly realized that blogger CAN erase things behind the flashing vertical line using the delete button dunno y now can ,sorry i jus HAD to say this now(refer to first post)

3.back to business...i dun hav a farked up digital camera(actually i DO hav a farked up digital camera jus lazy to find and i dunno go where liao)

4.I CANT UPLOAD THE PICS ANYWAY REMEMBER?!?!?!

5.i dun wan to look like a girl in public by taking pics of my friends or worse SELF PHOTOGRAPHY!!!(no offence to the gals i mean not that self photography is a BAD or EMBARRASSING activity or anything u know but jus not a guy thing u know...or is it?my opinion lah so dun come suing me for infringement of rights hor)

6.not into spreading my face on the net(my enemies could use it to do some funny stuff u noe like adding my face to moses lim's naked body using photo shop*whispers wif shifty eyes*)

Aaaaanywayzzz i am not saying that i wont join the world wide trend of SELF PHOTOGRAPHY but jus that it wouldnt do it in the near future... ...i once SWORE upon my GRAVE that i would NVR wear ankle socks(cause it looks like u arent wearing socks and makes u look sloppy)but now i wear them all the time OH the hypocrisy!!!

AND on to the next COMPLAIN!!!

I CANT FARKING ADD MUSIC TO MY FARKING BLOG!!!

i found some methods but they ALL set up RIDICULOUS restrictions like:

1.No file bigger then 800kb-_-wat FUCK UP song is 800kb and below?!?! huh 10 sec AH?! 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 sec AH?!

2.must be in *** format (***enter any format EXCEPT .mp3)WTF si mi nian tai liao?!?!?(Wat age liao in Chinese)wat farked up song dun use .mp3 format nowadays?! huh?! u tell me!!!(if anyone really posts a song that DUN use .mp3 format jus to spite me i am SO gonna kill that guy...and i know can convert...i too lazy lah...)

3.transfer errors

4.must pay... ...-_-

For ALL i farking know i might be wrong but wtf...like i said before..i am angry and i dun care whether i am right or wrong...jus like Jon's fav shirt 3 for $10,"i dun give a shit" or EVEN better the hand phone wallpaper Tan Jia Wei gave me,"frankly, i dun give a FUCK!!!" lol that one best lor sound dignified at the beginning then BAM!!! a vulgar comment.

Fark lah , look at the time now lah (check the published time)i should hav started playing PS2 5 hrs ago loh!!!aiya means less sleep for me only... wun die lah!!!

i cant believe that i spent SO much time to look for those god damn add-ons to my god damn blog...*sigh* i could hav completed Okami by now...

i DID add stuff like counters ,which is only a shameful 22 at the moment, a guest book AND a tagboard...

I noticed that NO ONE posted ANY comments or tagged ANYTHING!!!(wif the possible exception of Reynard,"REYNARD I LOVE U!!!"god i am SO gay*shakes head*)GOD DAMN IT POST SOMETHING EVERYBODY...TAG SOMETHING...FARKING GIV FACE LAH!!!oh and check in the blog once in a while to raise my stat counter hehe:D

OH and if ANYONE know a way around the problems above feel free to help me out...wat am i saying...IF ANYONE KNOW HOW TO DO THOSE STUFF...PLS HELP ME I AM ,like,FARKING BEGGING U!!!!!

p/s:ANYONE WHO KNOW ANYONE'S BLOG... SEND THE URL TO knightidus@gmail.com

THX A BUNCH!!! (and to those who DUN email me the URL...SCREW U!!!:))

need to go play Okami on PS2 liao

Peace OUT!!! *logs off*

First Steps... ...

Sooooooooo I hav decided to create a blog cause I am BORED.

Ms Mok's comment that a SUPER long holiday is boring is,SOMEWAT ONLY SOMEWAT AR NOT TOTALLY, true... ... DUN TELL HER I SAID THAT!!!

Of course I still got a overflowing amount of unfinished games to complete but playing too much for too long a time can be tiring and my eyes can get farked up dry(yes everyone this is the REAL Leonard toking) so i hav decided to create a blog. I admit that my decision to create a blog is largely due to XiaXue's blog(if u dun know who that is u should stop reading this blog straight away and go read her blog it is in my links... ...after i am done wif this cause she is like the BEST blogger in the blogger community... ... thats my opinion anyway)she blog is farking funny loh and yet very real as in those are really her thoughts and not jus her trying to be funny and all that.And of course because i am FUCKING bored at the moment.

Those who know me can god damn verify that i am a god damn slacker i dun really put much into anything i do(wif the possible exception of games, anime, eating(?) and etc.) so dun expect this blog to be a pro one hor cause i am not very familiar with all that html stuff and template stuff and PROBABLY wont bother doing anything to update it or any thing... ...PROBABLY!!! ALL are welcome to post comments on ANYTHING here... my template, my own comments and etc. you may even CRITICIZE!!!(yes folks it is still Leonard here) BUT dun u DARE over do it i tell u, anyone attempts to PISS ME OFF and i will farking find out WHO THE FARK u are and farking bash ur brains out(or i will simply delete ur posts).

Ok now so enough wif the introductions and on to actual blogging meaning to write wat happened in my life(u know, this being an internet dairy and all).The stuff u read here will mostly be pissed off rantings (cause i only remember stuff that makes me angry, yaya i got bad temper) so dun expect anything nice like rainbows or unicorns here.

okokok on to actual blogging YESTERDAY (ya it is yesterday's news cause i cant really post yesterday cause i haven created this blog yesterday right?) was the WORST Christmas eve EVER cause Aaron the FARKED( the BB one) TRICKED i say TRICKED me into some(hey i jus relized that in blogger u cant use the delete button to erase wat is behind the flashing vertical line thingy... ...WATEVER) stupid church service(no offence to Chirstians lol jia wei).If i farking went there willingly i wont be so pissed now(yesterday actually) but i was tricked there, he farking told me that there was a carnival and some stupid play so i thought...wtf i got nuthin to do wat so why not...and i told him that i would go on the condition that he would not attempt to convert me(he kept that promise btw) BUT HE FARKING GOT HIS FRIENDS TO DO IT ANYWAYZ!!!So it was in this huge expo hall wif like atleast a THOUSAND ppl(hmmmm got a thousand?) and there was this rock star like stage in the front(we got somewat front row seat...not that i care)and they were singing and all that wished each other merry christmas(when it was not yet christmas -_-)multiple times.Okaaaayyyyy so not so bad i thought to myself eventhough we hav to stand and all that,BUT the WORST thing is they tried to get ME to sing(those who know me will know that i will NVR be caught dead singing) and, believe it or not, they tried to GET ME ON STAGE!!! to DECLARE my LOVE to GOD which i,btw, think is as non-existent as Darren's dick. THEY WERE PULLING ME UP!!!(so not true...jus persuading)Can u BELIEVE that?!?! So anyway i hav to stand and sit and hold lighted candles for like wat? TWO hours. and when me and Jia Wei (i dragged him there...SRY PLS FORGIVE ME!!!) tried to slip away Aaron dragged us to his friends (actually jus dragged me and jia wei followed) and got us to go to the carnival which i thought bu huay hao dao na li chi(wont be any good in chinese) which i was wrong... ...it was WORSE then i thought!!! THERE WANST EVEN A POPCORN STAND!!!WAT KIND OF FUCKED UP CARNIVAL DOESNT HAV A POPCORN STAND?!?!?! so i was like,"we are SO outta here" but aaron was like WE play gladiator once then WE go okay?(gladiator is some stupid game where two ppl stand on two stupid unbalanced stand and try to knock each other off the stand wif padded poles)i was like ,"fark off aaron i am so not standing up there and embarrass myself" and he was like ,"Y?! SCARED AH?!"

*eyes roll up*

He was so desperate to prove himself to me lor cause i keep him under my feet all the time(HI Aaron!)so i was like,"watever lah jus be quick lah" and so we did the stupid gladiator thingy.

i MUST say that i did it half heartly(cause i only won 2 out of 3 matches OH THE SHAME!!! And that the poles were so god damn padded loh no one could feel any impact loh and we had to PUSH each other off loh not hit each other out like we are suppose to loh)so i won (but aaron might beg to differ, egoistic bastered) (oi btw how to spell bastered are not sure leh not in the spell check... ...i wonder why hehe:)).

so we decided to head for home then aaron said ,"bye bye". i was like ,"WTF!!!" he said go together ?!?!(check the part where i first mention gladiator) "WAH LAO!!! go together LEH" and he gave some stupid reason which i cant remember.(i admit i was hoping to score a free cab ride home the way he treat me and jia wei a free ride on a cab to the expo HEHE *rubs hands wif shifty eyes*)then i was like fark it lah and then went home wif jia wei.

jia wei fell asleep on the MRT which made me realized that i made him spend a triring and farked up day wif me.(SRY ONCE AGAIN!!!>.<) Then came today... ...the most uneventful christmas EVER(2 farked up dayz in a row *sob*) nvr even go po po house(is ah mah lah).Also dun feel like playing so create this farked up blog lor... ... Oh and jus something i wan to say.Me, wei jie and Jon toked about how some evangelists(ppl who spread "the word of christ" *rolls eyes*) are TOTALLY going overboard and that some once loyal friends are falling over to their side...sad... SO i hav decided to form a group called the "Unaffecteds"!!! as in unaffected by their brainwashing.ALL are welcomed to join!!!:) The comments above are only toking about the guilty parties and not the bulk of the group...if u are not guilty of the above accusations pls dun take my comments to hearts...thank u... and if u ARE guilty of the above accusations dun u go trying to sue me for defamation or freedom of religion or anything like that cause that would make u look childish...and lastly NO PREACHING in my blog

as for my signing off thingy and blog title being Child Of The Dark dun u dare say i am trying to be cool hor(although i AM trying to be cool) there is some explanation to that name.i chose that name, it is cause i am only active during the night and sleep during the day(or dun sleep at all LOL)

Bye for now

p/s:oh i forgot merry chirstmas to all!!!