SO the drama... ...

Did not even TOUCH my PS2 yesterday decided to take a short nap instead straight after finishing yesterday's post which was round 6am... ...woke up at around... ...9pm...

HAH! a, wait... ...1,2,5,10...FIFTEEN HOURS NAP!!!Beat THAT!!!A 15 hr nap who the hell can beat that?!huh?!huh?!huh?!that was not even me slping lor was jus a nap loh omg i must be the greatest slacker EVER!!!

Anywayzzz on to the topic at hand... ...i wanna tok about drama today...cause my mom woke me up at 9 wif the sound of ppl crying in a korean drama(all the females in my family ar total k-drama JUNKIES!!!they cant live without k-drama...they are like crack addicts that suffer from withdrawal symptoms like foaming at the mouths if they go a week without k-drama).i was so pissed off lah cause i was like slping peacefully then suddenly woke up because of the sob story of some korean bastard(I FINALLY KNOW HOW TO SPELL BASTARD it is:B-A-S-T-A-R-D,BASTARD!!!lol found the word in the sea of vulgarities in Xia Xue's blog lol pretty useful ah her blog =D).As is was saying i was rudely wakened by the sound of a man crying(god i hate crying man... ...-_-)so i was like,"aiya fuck it lah might as well find out wat this gay was crying about..."SO...wat WAS he crying about?!?!?!I tell u ar u can nvr guess it one ah(if u are a k-drama junkie then maybe u can u arse...).He was crying in front of his older brother... ...asking him to,wait for it wait for it the punchline is coming,BREAK UP WIF HIS GF CAUSE HE IS IN LOVE WIF HER!!!!!LOL!!!!!come on everybody LAUGH!!!lets ALL laugh at how pathetic that BASTARD is!!!LOL!!!And he goes on to KOW TAO(kneel and beg lah in chinese)to his own bother and ask him to break up wif his gf saying that the older brother can live without her but he CANT!!!I was like,"WTF he no sense of shame AH?!?!"

And that brings us to today's discussion... ...lousy dramas of the world...

Around The Dramas Of The World In One Post:

1.First Stop:KOREA!!!(duh!)

i would like to say that ALL who enjoy or produces k-dramas are SADISTS!!!(my father agrees to this opinion of mine...)Correct me if i am wrong but virtually ALL k-dramas end up wif a less then happy ending...the female lead dies/go crazy/loses memory...male lead goes blind/contracts cancer/DONATES some part of his body to save the female lead AND DIES DOING IT(awwwwwwwww aint that SWEEEETTTTTT)

BUT THE WORST is still to come... ...they might be SIBLINGS!!!*squirms*their incestuous relationships includes between those of step, half, and actual siblings... ...the reasons for the immoral relationships ranges from the fact that they are long lost siblings so dun know is siblings TO the fact that the god damn hormones were already raging since they were 10 and when they reached 20 cannot take it anymore and jus FUCK each other's brains out.WAT THE HELL IS UP WIF THE KOREANS AND THEIR SIBLINGS?!?!most k-dramas contain incest relationships, be it subtle hints or BLATANT exhibition of it wif lustful moans of ,"OPAH!!!OPAH!!!"(brother in korean)... ...sometime it might not be direct family members but cousins which is still considered as incest for ur information... ...

Therefore all k-dramas SUX!!!wif the possible exception of winter sonata which was real good and the female lead was cute*wolf whistles*BUT the male lead went blind at the end so not perfest ending also...

K-COMEDIES on the other hard ROX!!!cause they dun hav any fake stuff in them(God i am not toking about goong or jing san soon hor they are seriously NOT funny),i am toking about flims like My Sassy Girl.they portray wat korean society is REALLY like now...apparently...females now RULE korea...i went to korea recently and the tour guide was saying that ALL k-dramas is a sham and that no korean girls are so sweet like those in the dramas and in korea they rule men's ASS!!!they hav sugar mommies there NOT sugar daddies...the streets are void of ANY whores but filled wif gigolos(NOT TRUE HOR JUS JOKING).

aiya we were all deceived by their seemingly innocent cries of,"OPAH!!!"

2.NEXT:HONG KONG!!!

i like hk dramas lah i really like...shows like zheng ching(wat is the eng name ah?... is it family matters?).their story lines rox loh...they fucking like to sabo each other one leh then got ALOT of misunderstandings lol i like to see them misunderstand each other and blame each other silly while the villain smiles silently at the corner...OF COURSE i also like the part when the villain is revealed and gets wat he/she deserved(i stand up for justice one okay i jus wan the victims to suffer for awhile for my enjoyment=)). lol i still remember one part in zheng ching where ah may ate SOIL as in dirt to REPENT!!!i was loling all the way then loh...hk dramas was way up there as the best asian dramas way before korea came into the picture and attacked wif their bimbos.BUT hk dramas is getting repetitive wif the saboing plots getting boring and too many eps to keep track(zheng ching had more then 200 EPS OK!!!).the comdies are still funny though,like the jie da huan xi(also dunno eng name...joy and happiness?)the one acted by hao yi(fat lady wif a mole on her fore head).

3.THE WORLD'S POLICE...THE ICON OF FREEDOM:AMERICA!!!

i am disgusted by how ppl can even compare asian dramas wif american one loh wif those like prison break, lost and friends...(some not REALLY drama but got dramatic elements wat) mediacorp should use ALL the money they use for producing local show and import western show...we seriously dun need half-baked local dramas...

4.THE RISING DRAGON OF ASIA*rolls eyes*:CHINA!!!*backgound booing*

WE SHALL NOT WASTE EVERY ONE'S TIME...THEY ARE ALL FUGLY AND SPEAK FUNNY CHINESE...THEY SUX*background cheering*

5.Last AND DEFINITELY Least...THE SMALL ISLAND COUNTRY THAT SHOULD NOT BE PRODUCING ITS OWN SHOWWWWSSSSSS:SINGAPORE!!!

ALL OUR ACTORS ARE FUGLY(although not as fugly as those in CHINA)

ALL OUR ACTRESSES ARE FUGLY(ditto the above...expect for Fiona Xie, she is HOT...go ahead... call me shallow..i AM a guy...)

OUR STORY LINES SUX!!!

WE ACT FUNNY BUT NOT FUNNY!!!

FELICIA CHIN HAS FUNNY LIPS!!!=D

U hav now arrived back at Child Of The Dark airport in Singapore after a trip around drama world in Leonard's magical Blog...hope u had a nice trip:)

p/s:DUN U FARKING DARE FLAME ME HOR...ALL IS MY OPINION AND IF U DUN LIKE MY BLOG FUCK OFF!!!
To those who DID enjoy my post...thank u and pls come again.

Signing OUT...