Armageddon?

Singapore is one of the most uneventful country in the world...we hav no world known celebrities, no amusement parks, no earthquakes, no floods, tornadoes and etc.

In an attempt to make our boring nation more "vibrant", we build so called integrated resorts equipped wif rides and a universal studios thingy.However due to our small amount of land i predict that the IRs will jus be an over-advertised party area jus like...wats that place called...oh escape theme park.I, for one feel that escape theme park totally does not live up to its name...their stupid advertisements dun even get a good look at the rides and only show people having fun at the rides-_-.that give a false impression of the place.People tell me that the place,quote'"DAMN FUN AHH THE RIDES AR VERY EXCITING ARRRR!!!"SO not ture.I went there to take a look cause i was bored one day and when i saw those rides i was surprised...EXTREMELY surprised.The rides there u can find at ANY pasar malam loh.those that are not made to be there permanently and and not of a certain standard and they dun even hav a proper roller coaster..LIKE THAT STILL FUCKING DARE CALL IT A THEME PARK?!?!

And ppl still tell me that going there was a fun experience.Seriously some ppl need to go out more go see the world dun everytime stay in singapore all the time...some ppl will say that they not very well to do and no money go to countries like australia to see place wif proper attractions but no need go so far wat can jus visit our neighbour malaysia wat...not very ex wat...they got the ,sunway lagoon is it? dunno is correct name or not, they got indoor roller coster leh like when u walking around the shopping mall then suddenly the roller coaster will fly above ur head wif ppl screaming...exciting right?even malaysia hav stuff like this...and we are supposed to be far more developed then them. so go...go out od singapore this holiday...dun be a siang ba lao (country bumpkin in chinese).

And the universal studios they are buliding...i predict that it will end up like disneyland in hong kong...ppl will get excited at the beginning and all the tickets will got sold out but after awhile ppl will realize that the universal studios in singapore can nvr compare wif the ones america cause the size of their universal studios or disneylands is so much bigger then their asian counterparts(wif the exception of disneyland japan which is damn big and the disneyland they are going to build in korea which is going to be much bigger then the ones in america).soon after the opening hype of the singapore universal studios ppl will abandon the place loh and when they say that they plan to draw in tourist wif the IRs i laugh at their stupidity...why would ppl fly all the way to singapore to go to a universal studios much smaller then the one they hav in their own country?

SO back to our country being uneventful...we nvr had anything to worry about in our peaceful country...even during the tsunami incident we spend our days playing and laughing at the tsunami cause we have countries like indonesia and malaysia to shield us from the waves=D.

However...recently things seem to hav changed wat wif the floods, landslides and the earthquake in taiwan ,somewat, affecting our lives.i feel that we are not as vulnerable any longer.We used to brag that we hav a superior drainage system and that it is impossible for floods to occur in singapore and look wat happens now floods and land slides...

we are supposed to be the first country to be totally connected to the internet but an earthquake half a continent away shuts down our internet completely...and it took our "advanced" ISPs so long to fix the problem(mind u the internet is still somewat laggy).LOL while ppl all around the world worry about floods and earthquakes,we worry that we cant play online games...lol.

AND, last but definitely not least...OUR PLACE AS BEST AIRPORT IN THE WORLD IS ROBBED!!!Damn it lah we were too contented wif our position for way too long...and the media is still trying to comfort us wif news articles wif headlines like,"not 1st but still very good"-_-I DUN CARE IF WE ARE GOOD,I WAN TO BE 1ST!!!Cant remember which country took our position...would wan to visit it one day to see how good it really is.

We are like the Titanic (to me lah),supposed to be the best,the most luxurious and unsinkable but looking at the recent events we might be sinking after all?lol jus musing...dun pay attention to that.

Our country is often viewed as impregnable due to our lack of natural disasters and military agendas,but quite an amount of unfortunate stuffs hav took place recently...therefore i predict that Armageddon is coming, THE END OF THE WORLD. lets all evacuate to mars...

End of senseless ramblings...